Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives - well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little. With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren't on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack, and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep. Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the discontented duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple's lives. In the third and final installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that's been missing in their marriage, or will the trouble they're having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?
Guest Post :
What is/are your biggest pet peeves?
OMG there are so many LOL! Hmmm, should I put these in alphabetical order, numerically, by topic…decisions, decisions.
#1 People who pull out in front of you and then drive 10mph under the speed limit. (I always dream of an invention where I can send a message right to that person’s car and it comes through their speakers. “HEY ASSHOLE! THANKS FOR PULLING IN FRONT OF ME AND DRIVING SLOWER THAN MY GRANDMA WITH A WALKER!”
#2 People who talk loudly on their cell phones in a public place. Not everyone needs to know that you have crabs and your boyfriend likes to wear your bras.
#3 People who use “text speak” when they are actually talking. “O. M. G! L. O. L!” Really? Is it too exhausting to actually say oh my God or to just, I don’t know, LAUGH OUT LOUD?
#4 Men who wear banana hammocks for swimming. This is not a flattering look for you guys. Trust us. We can see everything. EVERYTHING. It’s…no. Just, no.
#5 That it’s still against the law to buy a hooker. Not saying this is something I would do, but come on. There’s always some poor sap out there that can’t get laid. Do it for the poor sap! Don’t let him die a virgin.
#6 That there hasn’t been a Dawson’s Creek reunion show yet. Come on people! Are Pacey and Joey still together? Is Dawson still a movie producer? Is Jen still dead? I’ve seen soap operas; I know how easy it is to bring someone back to life. Bring Dawson’s Creek back and un-kill Jen!
#7 Couples who sit on the same side of the bench in a restaurant. One of these days, I’m just going to walk up to the table and sit across from them. Be like, “So, what are we having for dinner?”
#8 People who use vulgar language at the dinner table. Ha ha! Just kidding! That’s not a pet peeve, that’s a win!
Wow, I came up with a lot. I’m really am easy-going person, I swear!
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Tara Sivec is a best selling author, wife, mom, chauffeur, cheerleading coach, soccer coach, babysitter, short-order cook, genius and albino squirrel hunter. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to read, write and cover things in chocolate. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).
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